Bambina Mia
Toddlers, Parties and a Day in the Life.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Open Letter to My One Year Old

"Dear Darling Abby,

As delicious and refreshing as it may appear, that bowl full of water, which has the misfortune of being set at an all-too-tempting height within your reach, is in fact a TOILET and none of the following:

a drinking fountain
a hand washing basin
a laundromat

Please refrain from putting your darling hands (or anything else!) in this vile bowl meant for so much unspeakable human excretions. It is no place for a sweetpea like you to be playing. If you want to play in the loo, try the bathtub. It's the big empty vessel 3 inches away from that dispicable toilet you love to splash around in so much.

thank you,
The Management, a.k.a. Mommy"

The evidence

Caught in the act!

My totally unrepentant child

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